Horror-scopes

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 Are you searching for hope that your employment situation will improve?

Do you want to know if your next great love is on the horizon? 

Are you seeking guidance on which numbers you should play in Keno tonight?

We can't help you with that.  

What we can predict, however, is whether there is HORROR in your future.  

Check your sign each month so you'll know if you need to flee your home, stockpile supplies or avoid swimming pools for a while.

Click through to see what kind of HORRIFIC things the universe has in store for you! Check back early each month so you're not caught unaware. I'd also suggest you bookmark this page...it could save your life. 

*For entertainment purposes only, obviously.